takewithfood  - 2011-03-24
Was going to vote this down as a dupe, but this is actually a different clip of the news reporting on pedobear.
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Jack Dalton - 2011-03-24
I'm now convinced that local news journalists are the same people who still use dial-up internet via Prodigy (except for the ones that discovered AOL). Or they are desperate for material to sensationalize...
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Lurchi - 2011-03-24 The wonder that is youtube has revealed odd third world local news is the same -- but different. Some random examples:
Wonder in Ganesh Pandal, A Pigeon Lands on ganesh Idol hands
A Wonder Animal - Pangoline Found in a Software Company
Civet crisis in Tirupati to end soon as TTD got nod to procure cats
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grimcity - 2011-03-24
...haven't laughed this hard at a news clip, ever.
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Bort - 2011-03-24
So pedophiles have their own hobo alphabet now?
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Quad9Damage - 2011-03-24
"Pedophile Warning
Near 21st and Yale Ave"
Avoid yellow vans.
Stay away from windows or trees.
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chumbucket - 2011-03-24
OH NOEZ IT WENT VIRALZ!!!!!
Kristin wants more than one touch.
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abeli$con - 2011-03-24
pedophiles
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Xenocide - 2011-03-24
I'm here in front of the planned site of the Tulsa State Fair, which also potentially may be the site of several future child rapes.
These rapes are purely theoretical at this point, but experts are expecting something between zero and five billion child rapes to occur on these fairgrounds. How many will be committed by men in bear suits? How many will be committed by bears in man suits?
Beware, because any human being on the street may in fact be FULFILLING HIS FANTASY FOR THE DAY (they have checklists) just by being within 50 feet of your child. The only solution: do not let your child leave the house under any circumstances. Unless you suspect that you may be a pedophile, in which case, make your child leave the house under every circumstances.
Now back to Ted in the studio. Ted spent ten seconds on Wikipedia today and now knows what NAMBLA is. We're all very proud of Ted.
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delicatessen - 2011-03-24
A Pedobear, or The Pedobear?
I like the idea of being one main Pedobear ("The" Pedobear), along with hordes of Pedobears that serve as his minions.
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kingarthur - 2011-03-24
Wow, something that makes the idiocy in the South look better by comparison.
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Cena_mark - 2011-03-24
Thank you for acknowleging that this is a Fox Affiliate station and not Fox News. About fucking time. 5 stars for you actually listening to me.
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Spoonybard - 2011-03-24 You see, there's one main Fox News ("The" Fox News), along with hordes of Fox Newses that serve as its minions
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delicatessen - 2011-03-24 This shit is such a Fox News. It really reminds me of The Fox News.
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Cena_mark - 2011-03-24 Its local news. Local news is rubbish. I worked with the local news at an NBC affiliate in Savannah. It was all rubbish.
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RocketBlender - 2011-03-24
Come on, guys. This would have been an awesome 'Fox or Onion game' submission.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-03-24
It feels like you're in on this big, stupid joke that everyone else is too scared of to find big and stupid.
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Prickly Pete - 2011-03-24
I work there...
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Prickly Pete - 2011-03-24 In fact, that's probably me on the camera for the intro and tag in the studio. How does it look??
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Repomancer - 2011-03-25
This is some funny shit, right here.
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