Kristen Schaal fights herself in a cell phone ad.

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kingarthur

- 2011-03-22

Why do I find her so oddly sexy?

CJH - 2011-03-22

her weird looks combined with an aura of emotional desperation makes her seem much more attainable to you than actual conventionally attractive females

Toenails

- 2011-03-23

CJH nailed it.

I'm having semi-realistic fantasies about her right now.

John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2011-03-23

Big eyes, a sense of humor, and a cute little-girl voice. She's like a hotter Sarah Vowell.

CornOnTheCabre - 2011-03-23

"conventionally attractive females" being the type of women CJH likes to date rape

CJH - 2011-03-23

wow uncalled for bro

CornOnTheCabre - 2011-03-23

you'd love that, wouldn't you.

baleen - 2011-03-23

hey now just what is going on here

BOOSH - 2011-03-23

just pointing out that this thread is creepy and gross REAL TALK

charmlessman

- 2011-03-23

Right there with ya, Arthur. There's something about funny women that I find boner-inducing.

numb

- 2011-03-27

Also, she's playing video games and talking about her boobs.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-12

I was attracted to her within 5 seconds of first seeing her on the Daily show, and I knew exactly why.

EvilHomer

- 2015-05-12

Why was that, John?

Hank Friendly - 2011-03-22

good lord she is hard on the eyes

CornOnTheCabre

- 2011-03-22

Like an Escher painting.

I want her nose babies.

poorwill

- 2011-03-22

You want to eat her snot?

me too

Spoonybard - 2011-03-23

Kristen Schaal is a horse

oddeye - 2011-03-23

She is uuuggggllllyyyyy but she has a nice personality from what I can tell.

BartFargo

- 2011-03-22

Kristen Schaal is the new John Hodgman.

p.s. needs an Ngage tag.

Chalkdust - 2011-03-23

ngage? nah, this thing's just an android phone with a d-pad... which means it's exactly what I've been waiting for in terms of smart phones

BorrowedSolution

- 2011-03-22

She's come a long way since that FOTC show that went so disappointingly downhill.

delicatessen

- 2011-03-22

I wonder if someone wrote this for her or if they just said, "Play this video game and say stuff and we'll just do a bunch of takes."

I hope the latter.

jangbones - 2011-03-23

if you watch her stand up...I'd say the latter also

Chancho

- 2011-03-23

Mmmmm damn girl

poorwill - 2011-03-23

It is dumb that they chose a FPS to demo this, as that is a genre that actually benefits from touch screen controls over whatever stupid touchpad dual analog setup they have going on here.

oddeye - 2011-03-23

The fuck are you on about? This isn't 1999 anymore son, FPS games have been extremely successful on consoles.

Are you honestly saying you would enjoy trying to play CoD with your damn hand covering half the screen?

SolRo

- 2011-03-23

he's 6 months old, so his fingers don't cover much of the screen

poorwill - 2011-03-23

I just said a touch screen is better, not that plebs can't enjoy crappy games with inferior controls. FPS controls are objectively superior played on a Cintiq or a DS with a stylus (or would be if the DS didn't have turrible graphics capabilities).
You guys should apologise.

FABIO - 2011-03-23

FPS games were really languishing until the DS came along.

What?

poorwill - 2011-03-23

What the fuck is wrong with you retards?

Lurchi - 2011-03-23

Her voice annoys me.

notascientist - 2011-03-23

I am on the Kristen Schaal side of this line in the sand.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2011-03-23

I want a third season of Flight of the Conchords really badly, and she's a big part of it.

Desidiosus

- 2011-03-23

Neither fap nor paf.

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