This is just the setup. Later in the program he'll ask her if she wants to go back to his place and do a few lines of Charlie Sheen.

1 million stars.

This clip delivers.

Joachim Phoenix is so jealous.

wow...what a particularly spectacular meltdown

I just bought a couple of grams of Sheen the other day and found out it was mostly Nolte.

"Hey Enrique... I need 10 pounds of your best Charlie Sheen delivered to my pad tonight, got some prosties comin' over and they like to be as wired as Charlie Sheen if ya know what I mean"

I am five starring this with the understanding that no video made as a viral attempt to cash in on this will tarnish its existence.

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

-Charlie Sheen, modern poet

I think we can all learn a lesson from Charlie Sheen's optimism.

Why does Martin Sheen not beat him to death with an Emmy?

he owns

I have seen this a thousand times now.

YES

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