I can't believe this is official stuff.

God damn.

I'm guessing the Sonic franchise is just recruiting writers from fanfiction.net at this point

Those are pretty good production values for fan fiction written by an 11-year-old.

Not shown: Rouge's gymnast-like strength.

Sonichu comics influencing Sonic writers' ideas because they see CWC as a threat to their franchise and must beat him to the punch.

Man. It's like they're not even trying.

The only thing worse than Sonic the Hedgehog fetishists are RUSSIAN Sonic the Hedgehog fetishists. So, bravo.

What's Sonic so mad about? This girl just resurrected him, and he's pissed off for the rest of the video! Guess the afterlife beats fighting some Japanese game boss cliche.

Team Sonic took a long look at Kingdom Hearts and decided that they were the competition.

Cartoon sex is the only sex the human species will be aware of by 2050. No one will identify their own inherent sex drive as "human" instead opting to identify with marketed toy franchises. All children will be raped as a matter of social norm.

I hope the earth doesn't make it to that day.

I can't be turned on by this, Princess Sarah is like only half the size of an average human mother.

After this was released, Sega learned that the Sonic series did better when the gameplay centered around being a fast-scrolling platformer with a lot of quick reflex challenges.

I would have *sworn* this was a dupe.

The reward for beating the game is that the entire story is erased from continuity.

This is missing the "Sonichu" tag.

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"Bestiality at it's worst"