I thought the 9th circle was for treason?
Pride was 5th circle or something. I dunno, its been a long time since Ive read The Inferno.

But it's the 9th Circle of the Muppet Hell, where Jim Henson jams his hand up your ass until you scream in pain.

No problem for a Muppet, really.

They don't take to your papist nonsense in Georgia. Johnny defended the Confederacy and started his own chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, a true hero to the white man with his place in Heaven guaranteed by the white man's God.

Johnny will go to hell.

Then he will kill The Devil and become the new Satan

Great Satan. Duh.

Star off because he said "son of a gun" instead of "son of a bitch."

I heard once that "son of a gun" was the original lyric and he just changed it to "bitch" to be edgy.

The person who told me that was my dad, but I dunno.

He's dressed like Apollo Creed, because he's a showman with a thousand nicknames.

Duh.