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the Onion gets it, and that anchor is totally hot
I didn't see a ring on his finger.
Fox News gets it too. They some rather attractive anchors. Plus Sean Hannity for the ladies.
I'm glad to know that you have no clue what the ladies want.
Not quite: more along the lines of helping an alcoholic relative kick the bottle by letting him hit rock bottom. It's the only way they ever change.
We would have nowhere to go but up after this.
The most common expression heard right before a downward plummet.
The joke was ALMOST completed by the headline alone, but not enough to make it lose more than a star.
no bonus star for "DC protesters criticize how poorly Jews secretly run the world"?
Ha! I missed that! Sometimes the stuff in the crawl is funnier than the main dish.
There's no way the "Choose Your Own Adventure" Palin-presidency book doesn't already exist, so I'm going to assume Onion copied the idea. Also, her show's selling point tag-line was funnier than most of the sketch, and the sketch was pretty funny.
That was my literal reaction during the 2000 presidential recount. I knew Bush was a fuck up, but shrugged the whole thing off and thought it might be entertaining if he ended up getting it. And holy shit.
They nailed it, especially the last line.
Jesus, this is actually making her sound BETTER.
"Build a Canadian border wall". That is a joke from 2007.