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Wait, there was a third Neverending Story movie?
By the title alone, there should be an infinite number of sequels.
Well the movie is infinitely horrible so it's got that covered.
Straight to video, like bottom shelf you have to have the catalog video.
That is what high school is actually like.
That is exactly how people react when they hear Jack Black is coming.
Run! He's going to make with the intolerable mugging and waggling of his eyebrows!
SHIT, HE'S GOT A GUITAR.
This video dubbed in Neverending MIDI.™
Yeah, that's how I remember highschool too. A bunch of 30 year old Misfits fans roaming the halls, trashing the place.
The Janitor just leaves?
That boiler room isn't going to clean itself, y'know.
Jack tries really hard to work with this awful material.
Bastian missed the perfect opportunity to say "Nice jacket, Fonzie".
Im just going to pretend that this isnt happening
Hey look it's the only tolerable way to watch this movie.
I've never even seen the first one all the way through because Atreyu scared the fuck out of me as a child. What year is this? What kind of threatening name is "The Nasties"?
They should have gone with 'The Mouth Rapes". You see that on the back of a leather jacket and you wouldn't want to stick around.
Why do I want to punch the main kid in the face so much?
because its the right thing to do