BEST BAND EVER

"Star Trek with long hair...











... and drugs."

Original Stoner Rock. Primary influence of several of my favorite bands. Dave Wyndorf of Monster Magnet never fails to cite them as the cornerstone of his style.

to imply that hawkwind has released anything beyond space ritual is to deny the very nature of time itself for space ritual is before and after and it is during and it alone is the one true music of the creator deity hawkwind in the avatar of lemmy who smiles down upon this wretched world filling us with cosmic revertebrations of his fucking bass demolishing all those who oppose this most divine music to say that anything has ever been released beyond space ritual is to insult music everywhere for space ritual is beyond music it is the raw essence of music it brings light into this shapeless world and creates joy and releases us from the entrapment of hipsterfaggots

through eons of meditation i have managed to visit this holy world of hawkwind which can only exist in another universe for if it was to exist in ours it would encompass all for it is all and it is forever and it is the master of the universe the wind of time is flowing through me and its all relative to me its all a figment of my mind in a world that ive designed im charged with cosmic energy has the world gone mad or is it me

i have walked through the endless forests of lemmy contemplating the true nature of hawkwind when at last the revelation struck me and ever since i have traveled the multiverse imparting my knowledge to others so that they too may feel the eternal joy of having the strumming of lemmys cosmic bass strings enter their world and offer a glimpse upon the true knowing and the ultimate comfort that cannot be explained only felt only experienced but i cannot give this to you only the space ritual can

these words speak to you they intone to your deepest desires beckoning you forth into the world of almighty hawkwind our one true creator the only creator the one mimicked by followers of robert calvert he must be stopped there are no albums after space ritual for hawkwind had ascended once more to their joyful plane of existence leaving behind the anticreator calvert who has soiled their image ever since do not trust the word of these calvertites for one day lemmy will return from that which cannot be and will bring forth a new messianic age where everyone partakes in space ritual and can at last rapture forth upon a brave new world