Merv is a force of nature.

"Hopefully we'll have more news tomorrow night (Entire body convulses with a fear of Lovecraftian proportions) on this station!"

You win Oswald, this shit is hilarious.

Intern day.

Everything. Just everything.

It's not this guy's fault. The whole area around Nauvoo is a swirling vortex of awkward.

How many co-workers wives do you have to fuck for them to screw you over that bad in your first time on camera?

wait a minute
i still want to know ... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO DON

Wow. Boom goes the dynamite.

Will this one go the distance? ...I guess not.

Matt's eyes and voice are full of fear and helplessness.

It's setting off my nurturing instincts.

I want to wrap my arms around him and tell him everything is going to be okay.

That dude is in hell.

I seriously aggressively don't care about sports and I still loved the shit out of this. :D

The "oh, wow..." each time the producer makes him skip to the next story.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIID LETTERMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Methinks Don wants to put HIS body in front of Merv.

Palmyruuh...eugh...

hey dis isnt dum and boric

Local news, I don't get you man. Why oh why do you need to always "go to so and so in the newsroom" just to get another who gives a rats ass play by play that could have either been done in studio or on tape? Complicated usually fails. Great example here of that.

CHANNEL 7 BASKETBALL SCORES
[picture of a football ref signaling a touchdown]

today in...baskevall?


pipin...gets the tip-in