I created a new tag for these sorts of videos. Use it!

How does this even work? It does not.

I've got a better idea. A series of videos where some kid on a skateboard goes flying of a concrete stairway and cracks his tait on the railing. Someone off camera yells "DUDE ARE YOU PISTACHIO?"

You get the idea.

I didn't realize "Wonderful" was part of the brand name of the product until it was too late. Five for fooling me into watching advertising.

That was fucking retarded.

If this was the san jose sharks guy crying and then eating some pistachios, now that would be a better ad.

They're still Pistachios to me dammit!

The Rod Blagojevich one is REALLY evil. Imma submit that.

I kind of love when people who don't get the internt try to make the internet work off the internet.

This is timely and heeeelarious!

ALL YOUR PISTACHIO ARE BELONG TO US