Teach kids to associate fun with Satan-worship. What could possibly go wrong?

I'm ok with banning pagan religions, let's start with christianity.

Can they dress characters from as Harry Potter, or does that count as a scary witch costume? (yes I know this predates the series).

Blatant bigotry against Satanism and other cape flaunting religions.

Oh, so the kids can't dress up as Freddy Krueger but the principal can dress up as a brittle old spinster?

Someone's house is getting coated with so many rotten eggs.

Yes, witches and devils are bad, but having the kid put her hands down the scarecrow's pants at the 0:54 mark is apparently NBD.

Grossness? Freddy Krueger was a burn victim, you insensitive bitch!

Great, so the kids can't dress up as demons and spirits, so the real demons and spirits are going to get angry and take your children away in the night. Great plan, bitch.

when christianity goes wrong.

That's how it all starts, first you encourage the kids to read, and before you know it'll they'll all be pregnant in rehab.

So it's okay to dress up as Lott then?

Fucking bitch.
Ease up on the reins. Let children actually enjoy childhood for a little bit.

Ahh, the 80's. When Satanism was taken seriously.

My schools always did this but they used either Columbine or "distractions" as an excuse rather than Satan.