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merely reading a description of this place would amuse me. therefore i declare bon bon land to be the most effective amusement park in the history of the universe.

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Since bolsjeopfinderen Michael Spangenberg many years ago presented his son, Nicolai, a few brown drops, exclaimed the boy, "the ad, it looks like Dog molotov - and they are soggy."

Dermed var idéen med slikket og de frække BonBon navne født. Thus, the idea of licking and naughty BonBon names born. Og altså grunden til, at du læser det her lige nu.Hvem kunne i sin vildeste fantasi have forestillet sig, at de ville sætte tænderne i Mågeklatter, Tisse-bleer og Øre Voks? And that is why you read it here right nu.Hvem could in his wildest dreams have imagined that they would put teeth in seagull droppings, Pee diapers and Ear Wax?

Det nye slik blev modtaget med jubel og det blev solgt i raketfart. The new candy was received with cheers and it was sold at rocket speed. Det startede en trend, hvor mange sendte deres forslag til nye sliknavne til slikfabrikken i Holme-Olstrup. It started a trend where many sent their suggestions for new names for candy candy factory at Holme-Olstrup.

Slikket med de sjove BonBon figurer blev så populære, at mange skoler og børnehaver ville besøge slikfabrikken i Holme-Olstrup på Sydsjælland. The candy with the fun BonBon characters became so popular that many schools and kindergartens would visit candy factory at Holme-Olstrup in southern Zealand. De ville alle opleve hvordan man lavede frække og skøre bolsjer. They would all see how doing naughty and crazy sweets.

Slikproduktionen skulle dog opfylde nogle strenge hygiejnekrav og kunne derfor ikke have besøgende. Candy production should, however, meet strict hygiene requirements and therefore could not have visitors. Det betød, at Michael Spangsberg, som var fyldt med ideer, åbnede et meget lille BonBon-Land i 1992. That meant that Michael Spangenberg, filled with ideas, opened a tiny BonBon-Land in 1992. Forlystelsesparken bestod dengang af et bolsjeværksted, en biograf, butik og 4 andebåde i en sø. Amusement park then consisted of a sweet shop, a cinema, a shop and 4 duck boats in a lake.

Hundeprutterne som startede det hele fik deres helt egen hundeprutte-statue, som tager imod gæsterne. Dog Fart planets that started it all got their own dog fart statue, accepting guests. Henry Hundeprut som er hundens navn står nu på 18 sæson i parken. Henry Farting Dog is the dog's name is now on the 18 season in the park.

Whoah. Sorry about that. No idea what happened -- I copied the translation.

Ever go on a dog fart rollercoaster... on WEED?