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phalsebob - 2010-10-22

(points to song)


biclops - 2010-10-22

:D


Macho Nacho - 2010-10-22

He has a daughter?!


Scynne - 2010-10-22

Probably made her up. He's just doing this to look vulnerable-attractive.


Udderdude - 2010-10-22

It's true, apparently.

http://i52.tinypic.com/xqmg47.jpg


Old_Zircon - 2010-10-22

I love how he and his daughter both have the same "what have I gotten myself into?" expression in that photo.


Oscar Wildcat - 2010-10-22

Sweet mother of god, Udder, that picture pretty much sez it all....

"Wait out here with the shorty, asshole, I need to go inside to turn a trick. Got any more of that blow?"


memedumpster - 2010-10-22

So that's what a tauntaun looks like as a human.


cognitivedissonance - 2010-10-22

Is he wearing a dewrag?


fatatty - 2010-10-22

No I believe he grew a dew rag.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-10-22

So daddy, how did you meet mommy?


spikestoyiu - 2010-10-22

I'm not going to sit through this whole thing, but my first guess would be that's an Ibanez. And he's got at least 3 more somewhere.


Adramelech - 2010-10-22

I don't know how old his daughter is, but it must be really weird to make a living teaching guys how to treat her like garbage.


Volbard - 2010-10-22

So.. he gave his daughter a stripper name. That's pretty unsurprising.


FABIO - 2010-10-22

Poll:

Would you rather grow up finding out that your parent was a porn star or a seduction guru?


Scynne - 2010-10-22

porn star


fatatty - 2010-10-22

Seduction guru. I'd have to think the pranks my friends could play with their respective videos would be much worse with a porn star parent.


Stopheles - 2010-10-22

Shall I made a video and hope your mother doesn't hide it?

Shall it link to books I wrote that help guys bag you when you fight it?

I'd see you on your birthday but I've engagements I can't break.

The shut-ins paid me three grand each to show them how to be on the make.

oh, yeayuh

I've tried to write this song a thousand times

A simple chord progression and A-A-B-B rhymes

But that's the best way to show I'm sensitive

to the men I train to think you're meat.


TeenerTot - 2010-10-22

for you.


chumbucket - 2010-10-22

yeah mine too


Oscar Wildcat - 2010-10-22

OK, it's friday, let's tab this fucker out...

Verses

D Dsus4th etc etc etc
Shall I ( insert every hallmark romance trope you can think of )

Chorus

G A D
I try, to get my dick wet, but you don't seem to care
G A D
So I'll, just hypnotise you, a rubber I won't wear
G A Dsus4th
and in 9 months, you'll have my shorty, and be on the welfare


BTW, that thing is about a full step out of tune. Is it strung with rubber bands? Or is he just too ham fisted to finger the chords properly.


chumbucket - 2010-10-22

plink, plink plinkaplunk plink!


Baldr - 2010-10-22

If there were a paypal button by your comment I'd be sending you money right now.


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