Impossibly nasal autotune.

Stars are for Jackie Chan's reaction in the preload image. I should have realized he was warning me.

uh

I figured we would one day find something worse than that "Obey Authority" song, but I was pretty sure it wouldn't be in my lifetime. The fact that it's happened in the same week is probably a sign that the universe is actually a bad SNL parody of itself.

This is so Internet that I believe it is only my interaction with this website that has allowed me to respond to this in any way other than throwing a rock at the moon and screaming at the sky while I piss on my own feet.

what the fuck and piss is this shit

it sounds like a vocaloid that somebody shit through a wood chipper and raped with bees

Holy cow this is primal awesomeness