I think I found my new Ringtone!

Steven Spielberg is a genius

the thinking man's nicolas cage.


also the name of the video is perfect.

He's thinking about fucking Laura Dern.

That snippet of orchestral score? It's celebrating the majestic Goldblum purr.

gum

You have to get used to Dr. Malcolm.

I like to imagine that this has been going on for the entire flight.

me-OW

This needs the "for ten minutes" treatment.

Gets funnier every time!

Sacred noises.

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS

Also acceptable would be Dennis squeeling when Dodgson unveils the shaving cream container.

jeff goldblum

i need to make this my windows startup noise

For the first half it looks as though he is making the other guy's hand move through the sheer power of Goldblumtriloquism.

He probably makes the exact same sounds during sex, too.

Perfect.