I'm tempted to take away a star because the squirrel didn't run off in zigzags in his dizziness... but this video was awesome, so it gets all five.

Spinning ride much less fun WITH EYE POKED OUT

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Secret Squirrel, I expect you to die!"

http://tinyurl.com/2bovwz8

The existence of a motorized, spinning squirrel trap baffles me.

I want a camera that can also pick up the delicate vibrational frequencies of whatever it is squirrels see that makes them do stuff.