WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

Also, I would donate an extra five stars if I could for the good-spelling Youtube Nerd contingent commenting the hell out of this video.

"Or should I say...BLAMfast?"

*facepalm*

the 90's

Out of touch Disney executives thought they had found a way to make their old archive of cartoons appeal to today's kids, but little did they know they were setting themselves up for a heaping helping of BLAM!

Let's see that again, on the BLAM CAM.

I EXPLAIN THE JOKES got better once he hit Poenews.

5 Stars for Evil for destroying my favorite Disney character.

felt like the perfect demo tape for someone looking for voice-over work

Hey, check this out--this duck is gonna do something dumb that will lead to hilarious results!
Oh my, did you see how he tainted his waffle batter with rubber cement? I'll bet this will result in unforseen wackiness!

Breakfast or is it BLAMFEST? I lost it at "how does that rug taste". This is the worst. The obnoxious voice reminds me a lot of TMZ and other trash.

Read the description, thinking it was just some idiot on youtube trying to hard to be funny. This is so much worse. 5 stars for Disney setting the bar for terrible standards just a bit higher.

So glad they got the MANswers narrator to explain jokes to the children.

...So how DOES that rug taste?

Jim & Derrick hosting reruns of cartoons is a great idea.

This is so 90s it hurts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blam. Blam who?

Blam in your FACE.

0:52 What the hell is Donald doing with a padlocked cellar?

Viva la Blam

And why a legitimately good Donald Duck short? Why can't you just do this shit to a Pluto cartoon where nobody gives a damn?

BLAM!

Up next: Blam guy narrates Schindler's List.