I went to go see Scott Pilgrim and then I saw this. Perfection.

Also, that startup sound would drive anyone insane. At least he wasn't holding down Z button.

The GameCube start-up sound adds so much to this.

I'll never understand people's reactions in in these videos like this, Gangta Vs. Skater, and so many others.

Person A always starts acting like a dick and starting some shit, person B shuts them down and goes on the counter, and everyone nearby starts up with "Stooop it, you're hurting him!" No shit, that's what he was trying to do! What's with all the pity for the aggressor?

There was a gamecube at the Microplay that would reset every few minutes to discourage loitering controller-hogs. I believe that is what is happening here.

Used gamecubes cost like .

It's the fucking patteries Batterson.

PATTERSON!

So Shane is a dick, and Patterson is an ape with a short fuse. I have a feeling this animosity has been building for quite some time. I bet there's an interesting back-story involving whippets, hair product, and sodomy.

A cage match is the only answer.

When Shut ins collide.

During my stint as a clerk at a game shop, I witnessed a couple of incidents which almost elevated to violence but never quite did. A couple of scuffles and out and out fights did occur at that store but never during my shifts, for some reason.

PUNCH NERD FACES

I'm surprised that the kind of people that fight over gamecubes are the same as those that have no idea how to punch, fight, or do any of the other manly arts.

I love how the guy gets one terrible punch in and all of a sudden he's Captain Badass.

Did the Gamecube reset while they were fighting? Maybe he WASN'T causing it.

what in the fuck is this nerd shit

EMINEM SHIRT

I was hoping for the police to get involved, and use the FUCKIN' BATTERIES in their tasers on both of them.

So wait, one tard starts getting pissed because a store display Gamecube is set to reset periodically, blames a 2nd tard for resetting it, 2nd tard decides to go along with it, driving first tard into fighting rage?

This reminds me of the scene in every mental asylum movie where there's always one crazy person heckler in the group therapy scenes.

You can easily imagine these two are monkeys and the Game Cube is a banana, not that I've seen monkeys behave this way.

I, too, try to play entire games at the used game store display console.

Man child starts fight with mentally retarded who he has been making fun of for long time.

I wish patterson would have ripped him in half.

So much for retard strength.