yeah but the graphics don't look like they reused the texture tiles from Wolfenstein 3D and they aren't darling and indie "outsider art" games

Fucking kill yourself, fluffy.

"Snake Eater" starts playing when you go up.

It runs in Java.

cool, thanks

They should just have Minecraft terminals in hospital waiting rooms.
People would be letting others cut in line in the ER all the time so they could finish their mining shack, or build their aqueduct, or just burrow in the earth for 10 more minutes.

That sounds like an extremely likely outcome.

Stop being a mooch and support capitalism.

13 US dollars for several hours of guaranteed entertainment, and if you end up liking it an infinite amount of entertainment. that asshole programmer wanting to make money off of his work, youre supposeed to hate anything that pays well