A, ahem, British Person! GET IT?!

i think it's based on that old "Old Hag or Beautiful Woman" optical illusion...
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Same here. A shame it was never finished. It ended so abruptly after Helm's Deep.

There was the made-for-tv version of Return of the King, including the rocking orc anthem "Where There's a Whip."

Yeah they got the Hobbit team to finish it up, so it was still awesome, just not in the same way it started

This movie is still pretty great in many ways.

No, it's not implied. They are out of the closet in the books. In fact the whole thing is pretty much like 3 big long gay romance novels.

Hey man, if you had to travel thousands of miles through the shit, eating nothing but elf biscuits, in order to drop a piece of evil jewellery into a volcano, then I guarantee that you would end up sleeping with your best friend too... and also your cousins... and possibly Aragorn.

Boy, that chili went right through me. I really need to drop a load of elf biscuits.

Also, we need a "share the load" tag.

It's not homoerotic, it's that whole British Master/Valet thing.

Ok, so I guess that's pretty flaming.