Okay.

Well, I'm sold.

More Dolphin than Dolphin.

These were my dad's favorite adverts. By using esoteric references and a crossword puzzle structure, the ads are designed to make Guiness drinkers feel like unique and special individuals. Rutger Hauer, with his fair hair and long, black suited body, is meant to look like a pint of Guinness.

My Dad's three favorite things are Blade Runner, crossword puzzles and Guinness. I have a theory that he was the only person to show up to their focus groups.

stars for drinking posture

I'd love a pint of Guinness right about now. Also, isn't Guinness pretty much the most misspelled alcoholic beverage around? Despite the global ad campaigns, a widespread awareness of the other 'n' has yet to occur.

He's probably right.

It's especially difficult to be a dolphin that has to watch Rutger Hauer drink delicious, frothy Guinesses all day long.

I've...drank things you people wouldn't believe.