i would say this raises the bar.

I was both too drunk and not drunk enough for this

Why are his nipples so hard

I hate the fact that he doesn't tell jokes and considers himself a comedian and now I hate him for his material in a moralistic sense too. Just what I didn't need, more reason to hate this idiot.

Never change.

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D:


At least we got to see his deck from a different angle.

Can Comedian Daniel Songer get more fans than "comedian" Dane Cook?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-Comedian-Daniel-Songer-get-m ore-fans-than-comedian-Dane-Cook/324743994642?filter=1#!/pages/Can -Comedian-Daniel-Songer-get-more-fans-than-comedian-Dane-Cook/3247 43994642?v=wall

The answer is a resounding NO.

Can we please have another Daniel Songer Night on TF2?

"I talk nigger, but I don't do nigger!"
"I talk nip, but I don't do nip!"
"I talk kike, but I don't do kike!"

And so on.

His dad had a helicopter.
Every girl from "miles around" wanted to have sex with him.
He thought that was just terrible.

Long Story:
Back in high school, there was a boy in the class below mine I sat next to in band named Dick Browne. Dick was a very boring, very stilted, very awkward, and very stiff; a young man for whom interest from the opposite sex passed by as often as did bouts of chicken pox in one lifetime. Everyone who knew him always felt bad for Dick, because he tried so hard to be likable and never got anything in return. He wasn't mean or insincere or anything--we just tried to ignore his 'my-dad' stories, his love of really old James Bond movies, and his forced humor. If anything, he was too sincere in his attempts to convince us that he was cool.

Well, when the arts club pushed for open mic style variety shows (which I was picked to emcee), Dick would always sign up to do "stand-up" in an over-sized blue blazer multiple times a night, and it was always around Songer-levels of bad. Just self-aware, over the top, desperate, and devoid of punchlines, with the occasional forced sexy dance. Dick's "comedy" also always had crazy stories just like this guy's, involving multiple Latina women wanting to have sex with him and him turning them down and that sort of thing.

Last I know, Dick still works at an amusement park now, and was in some young republican club or something (he always trusted me enough to talk to me at the park because I didn't make fun of him, and that just hurt my heart). So, my question concerning this video is, how does that guy have enough money to afford 3 decks? One of them is detached from his house completely! He can't go to work, he makes way too many of these videos.

tl;dr:
I knew a kid in high school who was exactly like this guy, right down to the unseen shame and unspoken fear of failure. Songer has too many decks.

His neighbors must really love his whole act.

I keep expecting to see a guy in the background taking out the trash. "Hey Dan. How's it goin'? Nice shorts."