NewHeavenSalesman  - 2010-06-18
This is basically what almost every other ANGRY REVIEWER tries to be, and spectacularly fails at.
(also, take a special look at the phone booth near the end. HMMMMMMM.)
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Harveyjames - 2010-06-19 It's got 'TROLLZ' written on it?
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IrishWhiskey - 2010-06-18
I saw this movie in theaters, and it made an indelible impression on my mind. The baby twisting the dick and setting it on fire was purely malicious, like showing a guy have his fingernails pulled out in the middle of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. And the fact that the baby was smart enough to explore the city turned the violence from coincidental karmic retribution, to Rosemary's Baby enacting sadistic torture.
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IrishWhiskey - 2010-06-19 Also, "Blip.tv recommends that you watch this full-screen with Dolby for the cinematic experience".
...I need full screen and Dolby for a home review of Baby's Day Out?
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Eroticus E - 2010-06-18
Fuck the pain away.
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Dread Pirate Roberts - 2010-06-18
I actually loved this movie as a small child... but I agree with 100% of this review.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-06-18
This movie made a trillion dollars in China
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Shanghai Tippytap - 2010-06-18
i love his reviews, but this hooker-murdering subplot is shitty and disturbing, even though it probably lets him feel up the rude titties of all his drama school friends. at least i feel privledged to have gotten an advertizement for Totinos pizza rolls at the beginning.
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FABIO - 2010-06-19 Yeah they really have all felt like "I really want to get into the pants of art school chicks" since they started.
The whole serial killer thing was better as brief asides about wife cover ups and thieving Vegas showgirls. These are just too dragged out with too little jokes. The only one to ever be funny was the one hour jigsaw puzzle joke.
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rustedmutt - 2010-06-18
He liked Twilight!? What?
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oddeye - 2010-06-19 Obviously a joke.
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Redlof - 2010-06-18
This really works a lot better when he's reviewing a movie that actually could have been good.
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Camonk - 2010-06-18
The secret to this guy being one hundred trillion billionty fifty times better than yahtzee is that he's still funny. And he doesn't try his schtick once a week, but only when it's actually warranted.
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oddeye - 2010-06-19 I agree with you though I will still take a dump on your face one day.
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Camonk - 2010-06-19 Whatever. I ain't afraid of nobody who couldn't beat X-Com until 15 years later, especially one who likes Deus Ex this much.
PS: I ALSO THINK TORMENT WAS THE BEST GAME EVER ARE WE SECRETLY FRIENDS???
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oddeye - 2010-06-20 Taking a dump on someones face is just what I do to people I secretly like.
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kennydra - 2010-06-19
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
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papa_november - 2010-06-19
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
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CornOnTheCabre - 2010-06-19
auto 5 and favorited before i even watch it
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oddeye - 2010-06-19 OMG shit-heads like you are breaking the rating system and killing PoETV.
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Redlof - 2010-06-19 PoeTV is already dead and we're all just taking turns fucking it's corpse.
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CornOnTheCabre - 2010-06-19 i don't know about "fucking up the system" (man I feel so punk) but after watching this i would not change a thing
i like to think of this as a "mythology episode" of Stroke Guy
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oddeye - 2010-06-19 Thanks to you auto-five fuckers stars are becoming worthless. 5 stars of today is only worth like 3 and a half stars of last year, where will the madness end??
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Oktay - 2010-06-19
A gorilla couldn't throw a man with enough force to bend steel bars. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic gorilla or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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longwinded - 2010-06-19
look you have to watch the whole review
no excuses
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Harveyjames - 2010-06-19
You know, we're the only people who call him 'Stroke Guy'
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Baldr - 2010-06-20 Sometimes we're just better at naming things than the rest of the internet.
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Foux du Fafa - 2010-06-19
Wow, that guy really fucked up his toilet.
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KillerGazebo - 2010-06-19
Piece of trivia: Verne Troyer was the stuntbaby used in several scenes including the construction scene.
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dododge - 2010-06-19
Salt and pepper extra absorbent merkins.
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memedumpster - 2010-06-19
This is some of the best shit on the Internet. Movies deserve this man, they had it coming. Also, the serial killer/hooker skits allow him to show that he can easily create more entertaining media than the thing he is reviewing. I can't wait to find out what happens next, I don't even care what movie he reviews, it will be awesome.
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joelkazoo - 2010-06-19
New boats ain't gonna buy themselves!
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Nikon - 2010-06-19
The film grossed ,827,402 at the U.S. Box Office, a disappointing return considering the million production budget for the film.
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FABIO - 2010-06-20
Who did they think this movie would appeal to? Kids who want cartoon violence don't want to stare at a baby for 2 hours, and women who want to stare at a baby don't want to see it put in mortal peril for 2 hours.
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Nikon - 2010-06-21
How is babby put in life-threatening predicaments?
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deadpan - 2010-06-24
I glad to see he's branching out from terrible scifi movies into terrible baby movies.
I guess Baby Geniuses is up next then?
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