NewHeavenSalesman - 2010-05-27
So, is this the first self-insertion fanfic political ad?
Also, fairly impressive that they could not get a single still shot of the guy that said anything other than "I am an insufferable douchebag."
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-27
He's listing run of the mill achievements earned in ROTC? WTF?
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Hooper_X - 2010-05-27
Way to hitch your wagon to a show that should have been cancelled three seasons ago, Chuck.
When I run for political office, I'm going to compare myself to Optimus Prime. "You can't elect a fictional giant space robot for Congress, but here's the next best thing."
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Hooker - 2010-05-27 This is the joke, yes.
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PegLegPete - 2010-05-27
Liberals, big government, raising taxes, terrorists; these are literally part of a vocabulary of words - and I mean just the actual words, not the reasoning or ideology - you'd have to run against to gain a substantial populace base in this country. It appears we've become that split as a nation. Politicians know it, and now they have fantastic mass-audience media that plays on the thoughts their buzzwords and talking-points conjure.
The symbiosis of politics and entertainment is always finding prodigious ways of confounding me with yet more cynicism and repulsion.
Evil as fuck.
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Xero - 2010-05-27
Well I'm sold.
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dek863 - 2010-05-27
The music, especially when the narrative moves to the Middle East.
And of course the Declaration of Independence in the background while talking Miranda.
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The Mothership - 2010-05-27
Wow, he really, really dislikes Barbara Boxer. You'd think it was her who shot at him, fuck.
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jangbones - 2010-05-27
Democracy is a good idea. Yes, there are a lot of easily deluded tools, but overall its better than the alternatives.
But jesus fuck is this idiotic.
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MongoMcMichael - 2010-05-27
If Jack Bauer is envious of Chuck DeVore for his higher ROTC credentials, wouldn't he hook Devore's testicles up to a car battery instead of voting for him?
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chumbucket - 2010-05-27
hey, guess what America, Jack Bauer isn't a real person
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tmavomodry - 2010-05-27 but I see him almost every week for four months each year on the picture box!
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kingarthur - 2010-05-27
I want anyone who votes for this guy after seeing this ad sterilized.
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endlesschris - 2010-05-27
What a fucking Mary Sue...
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Camonk - 2010-05-27
The fact that he used his official passport for travel while working for the federal government is really impressive. Most people don't do that.
I refuse to comment on anything else in this video.
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Sputum - 2010-05-27
I think I would actually find myself forced to vote for anyone with the campaign slogan "Throws a mean hand-grenade."
I realize now that I'm a terrible voter so I won't rate this clip.
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phalsebob - 2010-05-27
The two most important facts presented here:
1) Modems are super high tech and cool in the 90s.
2) Video game sound effects are cool biddlybiddlydidledeeshhhhhclick
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split tail - 2010-05-27
"...he also mows his own lawn, and can throw a mean hand grenade."
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GravidWithHate - 2010-05-27
I think this ad indicates we already have given up on democracy. Demagoguery is the next big thing.
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FABIO - 2010-05-27
WWJD!!!!!
WWJD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWJD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0___________0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kingofthenothing - 2010-05-27
Yeah but he wears glasses, so republicans will either think he's a dork or he's a fag.
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Rum Revenge - 2010-05-27
"I'm such a badass at fighting terrorists, I deserve to have a cushy legislative job!"
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sheikurbouti - 2010-05-28
Idiot + Jack Bauer x California = US Senate!
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