Oh no. Don't let the conspiracy nuts get ahold of this one. 'OBAMA CALLS WOMAN FORTH TO LEVITATE; SIGN OF THE ANTICHRIST?!?!?!'

Five billion stars for "You got a rocket launcher?"

I still love this man.

Broken link aside, I like that "it's for fun" is a presidential approved reason for the existence of something.

Oh Obama. We already walk on the air because of you.

"It's a hovercraft! It's full of eels!"

I feel it is appropriate for the President to demand volunteers when fiddling with a mysterious scientific device, otherwise you'd get Presidents being vaporized or teleported to Gor or the 1400s or something, and the Secret Service really hates that because they'd have to go save him.

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT GOOFBALL

"You got a rocket launcher?"

"Good work Sheryl. You're a good sport. No, but seriously, your new job is the floor buffer in the East wing."