That baby is going to grow up to be sexually attracted to monkeys.

That baby is going to contract some strange monkey-born disease and KILL US ALL

Wait, which one is the monkey?

Monkey is just examining baby's cranium to find the best place to extract brain

Monkey makes a better parent than 9/10 Texans.

I like to imagine that this monkey will one day tearfully attend this child's college graduation. "Professor Mendelbaum, I'd like you to meet someone very dear to me..."

I understand you're busy working and a monkey is taking care of your child, but stop shouting, I'm not deaf!

We should have more videos narrated by Indian robots.

Monkey does not love baby. Monkey loves baby's lice.

This is a great way to give your child a tropical disease.