Coming up next: The plan rich industrialists have to team up with Obama to use the military industrial complex to enact fascism and mass murder of white male conservatives, also known as Iron Man 2.

Man, this is some KILLER advertising. I'm so hoping this movie is real now.

The"Santa Cruz Riots" he is alluding to really didn't have anything to do with immigration. That was really just a bunch of homeless/anarchist people breaking shit (storefront windows) while the cops were busy elsewhere.

But don't let the facts get in the way of your racial holy war.

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/localnews/ci_14998618

http://www.fresnobee.com/2010/05/03/1919624/probe-continues-in to-santa-cruz.html

http://www.ktvu.com/news/23432036/detail.html

Stick around or at least skip to the end to enjoy Alex Jones narrating parts of the script and swooning as he says Machete. Loses a star because this is the most sedate I've ever seen this man.

If this movie really is about Danny Trejo killing every white person in Arizona, I will see it twelve times in the theater, buy it on DVD, and buy the Special Edition DVD six months later. Hell, blu-ray players are cheap now, this might be the movie that makes me upgrade.

Fuck, I need to start learning Spanish NOW so I can watch it in the true Mother Language.

SPOILERS!

Also, Danny Trejo is Christ. You heard it here first.

You better hide your fat gringo ass Jones, Machete will cut you and feed you to the dogs of the NWO leader.

Hah, niggas got trolled hard.

Its beautiful, Mr. Trejo...

And he brings up Hitler in just under four minutes. I don't know whether to congratulate him on his self-control or criticize him for his slowness.

Also, at 6:22, it sounds like the border crisis he's talking about involves the borders between alternate realities.

Alex, when La Revolución begins I sure as hell wont be on your side.

Oh shit... as I'm writing this the Birth of a Nation comparison came up I gasped and it gave me hiccups.

You better keep a close eye on your gardiner, Mr. Jones you fat fuck, as he is assuredly keeping a close eye on you.

What I hate about the whole border issue is that its not even a race issue. Are you here legally or aren't you? Just because most of the illegals are darker skinned than most whites doesn't mean its about race. Its not "they're not white." Its "They're not American."
Yet you liberals make it a race issue, because you are the true racists.

Man, John Ritter has really let himself go.

I absolutely have to pass this along to the Mexican guy who keeps telling me Alex Jones is the man. I think my exact words to him were "I can't take Alex Jones seriously. I just can't watch him without laughing at him. He's the liberal Glenn Beck with lots of CGI fire"

I think he said something like "yeah, but he tells the truth!"

My comments while watching this:

A ha ha ha ha. Oh.

I love how some fat woman with a sign is representative of a race hate movement. Because that woman was totally stable and all Hispanics are totally like her?

Why would they send YOU a script? Really? Did they write another script as like, some kind of joke?

Oh my god! Robert Rodriguez didn't actually write this? This is a covert ops? Oh my god! This is BEAUTIFUL.

This is anti Minutemen? Wait, they are depicted as murderers? Yeah, this like some kind of ALTERNATE WORLD SCIENCE FICTION.

So, the movie ends with him being crucified? Fucking sweet! Thanks, Alex Jones, I'll be totally sure to give my money to this movie now.

Man, it must be so awesome to have no sense of reality vs. fiction. Suddenly you ARE Luke Skywalker, and you CAN buy those Fred Flintstone ribs and you CAN tap dance your way to freedom!

I can't believe the sheeple still doubt my man Alex, even after everything he's ever warned us about has come to pass.

Where are my wife and daughter?

God, he really is a "moderate" version of Glenn Beck. As soon as I think he could be parodied effectively, he says something so out-of-bounds-batshit paranoid that someone who's taken a brick of pot couldn't even have come up with.

Robert Rodriguez is either a dupe or a government operative of unimaginable evil.

Great viral advertising, Alex! Now I'm definitely seeing this one. I mean, I already was, but Alex just made it sound way better. I hope this thing takes a billion dollars at the box office.