i ain't listening to all of this

I have a sign for her.

I like how it's three minutes of bitching about some dumb convention and the rest is her complaining about her friend's fianc� who she doesn't like. SHE WANTS TO BE WITH AN ABUSIVE MAGGOT THAT'S HER BUSINESS.

(she clearly wants to fuck her friend with the terrible fianc�. CLEARLY.)

Do we have a "shit nobody cares about" tag? Because seriously.

Someone please make an animated GIF of the first two seconds.

You know, you're right, the Anime Expo is totally becoming more and more like a totalitarian dictatorship, somehow. I believe you, lady.

Like a tentacle going in and out of an orifice...

So are the Days of Our Lives....

I bet you could go out on a date with her, set a stopwatch when she starts talking, and probably not have to stop it until the check comes. She seems like someone who is really into herself and doesn't shut up.

TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP.

Hey, Anime Expo: Why all the human rights abuses?

Tell me more interesting things, strangely-attractive-in-a-non-attractive-way nerd girl.

This girl has no spine. She should have fired her advertisements from a potato cannon at the first person she saw dressed like Naruto, point blank, while screaming "MY SHIT'S FAGGIER THAN YOU, READ IT!" Bonus if Naruto happens to be other chick's fiance'.

Hey anime nerds, if you're driving away the girls you're definitely doing it completely and totally wrong.

I like how banning signs is totalitarian, but tasing people is totally acceptable crowd control behavior to her.

It's a retarded decision, but getting hated on from just as big of an idiot. AND OH GOD THE INTERNET DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S FIANCEE.

Youre not hot enough to make up for how annoying you are, sister.

Is her webcomic about some dude dating some chick but that guy's best friend that loves video games/anime/staying in his room doesn't like the chick?

SHHHHHH shh shh shhhhhh. Stop talking. Just sit there and look sorta hot.

The Inu Yasha and Fruits Basket posters behind her tell you everything you need to know.