Can I get a Herbie Hancock tag?

Plus: confidence

that gentleman is living the dream, but 5 for teacher qualification standards in australia

The most talented man on that whole continent.

-1 star for not being in blackface

I can't not give this five stars.

Australia's most dignified educator.

Blind????

Wait, so...in Australia you buzz and then say yes? That's different.

The only way this could have been better is if he was an Aboriginal.

You're this guy, you're walking onto the stage and the judges are looking at you like a dog just took a crap on their newborn child, but you know that in three minutes time the whole place is going to be eating out of your hand. That is the lesson of the Watermelon Man.

those are some fucking huge watermelons

This is fucking sublime.

it's even more terrifying when you realize everyone in that building is a criminal

This man is a national treasure.

THIS IS WHAT WATERMELONS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

oh and

THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH MAJORS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

because I'm totally with him on this.