white leaders of the free world talk like Doo Doo Doo

and black leaders of the free world talk like Eh Eh Eh

oh the semiotic deliciousness

I quite like the way that we've instantly gone from the most hated of presidents, always snubbing people, trying to give unwanted massages to the Chancellor of Germany, and generally being the bad face of America on tour, straight to us having the most charismatic leader around, changing public opinion so quickly.

The British are the impolite ones? BIZARRO WORLD!

Obama's all casual about it, too, like just all, Hey man thanks for standin' by that door good work

Psych!

Gordon's just not a people person.

The sooner we get this broken cyborg out of office the better.