I started to five star this for inspiring children to use a sewing machine, imagining little hands bonding in blood to their hopes of having a cool Finn hat. Then, I realized that more adults probably watch the show than kids, so I was going to one star it. Suddenly, I imagined stoned gen-Xers trying to use a sewing machine, hands bonding in blood to their hopes of having a cool Finn hat, so five stars.
They just don't give a fuck, they know that half the reason they got picked up in the first place was because of grown-ass adults watching the short on YouTube and they're more than happy to pander to said adults.