The Newport Aquarium has an alligator exhibit where they have a mockup of a bayou stereotype kind of shack where the gators can sit on the porch next to a rocking chair. Every time I see it, I imagine how awesome it would be to live in a swamp where I could sit on the porch of my shack all day with a shotgun and my pet gator, Bucephalus. We'd eat missionaries and play the banjo.