I'm still drunk, and this stuff is still hilarious.

I never noticed before. The kid has Shoney's Big Boy hair.

I don't know how many times I've said it, but "Giant Hamburgers" needs to be a linkable tag.

Burger-related murders are never reported by the media.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=13370
for the whole scene

Where are my gold coins?

I told you we should have brought more than three bullets

This is right up there with Moe vs. the Lie Detector for my favorite Simpsons moment.

i'd never seen this one. but "stop it stop it he's already dead" is my favorite repeated bit. Though my favorite use was Moe's stint on the Little Rascals.