Also, she's really the mother, but had to sell the kid for crack eight years ago and came back as a nanny.

She also originally abducted the child from Haiti against the will of the parents because Jesus said so.

Meth lab

Shes pretty hot

I was expecting British Super Nanny from the television show.

Gotcha.

So, Super Nanny the british tv show would have been 5 stars though? I'll remember that.

So what if she's not very smart. She will run through fire to save someone else's offspring. That makes her wife material. Plus, stupid people are better at sex.

I'm not even talking about intelligence. I just want some basic story-telling skills. Homer was functionally retarded, but he managed to tell both The Illiad and the Odyssey to tons of drunk-ass Greeks.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HOMER.

Yeah, that thought won't get out of my brain and is ruining my entire day.

Ogdenville which is about 25miles south of Shelbyville, had a monorail go haywire many years ago...there was no hero nanny that day sadly.