positive this is a dupe.

an amazing dupe.

Dupe, but the old one is broken.

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=52059

I can just imagine the seals' frustration.

That's fucking awesome.

It's an Italian Mamma seal. "Lookichoo, you're all skin and bones! Eat! EAT!!!"

After he left it felt that it had failed and stopped eating.

It eventually died.

Of a broken heart.

I'd hug you if weren't for the fact that you could kill me by hugging back.

psst

it's spelled "leopard"

You can't pet an animal like that because you're not the dominant life form. It's not that it's impossible, it would just be the equivalent of a chihuahua trying to pet you. It just doesn't mean anything the other way around.