There isn't a LARPer alive who could take a non-LARPing chick in melee combat. It is impossible. Christian science couldn't bullshit a possible way for that to happen.
Well, this seems like a potentially interesting story of a guy trying to navigate a divergent subculture to win back his girlfr- oh, wait, the LARPers just all Wicker Man on us and kidnapped her. Never mind.
Bonus star for having the audacity to suggest that LARPers could ever be threatening.