How to Masturbate an Elephant

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BorrowedSolution

- 2010-02-10

Later today, at Tom Green's house; He pauses, a sudden feeling of calm justification flowing over him...a slight whiff of excrement suggests itself to his nostrils....a muffled 'flupping' kind of a sound tickles his ears..a phantom breeze stirs the air in front of his face...he reaches out two-handed, ready to do what needs to be done...and then it's gone, all gone. But that feeling of calm justification? It remains.

Frank Rizzo - 2010-02-10

*blink*

kwash

- 2010-02-10

It's a good thing they cut away before everybody burst into childish british giggling.

Syd Midnight

- 2010-02-10

I have a feeling that last comment was the final straw

oogaBooga

- 2010-02-10

The best part is that colleague wasn't even near an elephant.

APE_GOD

- 2010-02-10

This just wouldn't be the same without the British accents.

ztc

- 2010-02-10

Fist Man is South African, sorry.

Urburos

- 2010-02-10

It's still a British accent. The white settlers came from England.

Innocent Bystander

- 2010-02-10

Mm. 'Cept the Dutch, obviously.

Syd Midnight - 2010-02-11

Some Bavarian Illuminati mixed Dutch, English, and German people together and put them in charge of an African nation, in order to form the perfect racists.

splatterbabble

- 2010-02-10

Wasn't there a Camp Chaos skit where Dick Vitale ended up doing something very similar?

rustedmutt

- 2010-02-10

That would be the best(/worst) black-eye story ever.

Sacks5thAvenButt

- 2010-02-10

he was ass fucking the elephant...vigorously...

kiint - 2010-02-10

I believe he was massaging its prostate

SixDigitDebt

- 2010-02-10

What

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-02-10

nothing on earth could ever make me press play

glasseye

- 2010-02-10

Dupe.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=15300

jyrque

- 2010-02-10

Black eye from a penis banging accident.

THA SUGAH RAIN

- 2010-02-10

Why dont they make a fake elephant lady for it to hump like they do with horses.

kiint

- 2010-02-10

because it would have to be made out of carbon-fiber and unobtanium and be able to withstand the pressure of a thousand suns

Scynne

- 2010-02-10

Or, at least, a thousand elephants.

twinkieafternoon

- 2010-02-10

Animal...manipulation.

Robin Kestrel

- 2010-02-10

No MASSIVE HARDON tag?

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-02-10

Nevermind. I thought it said "How to Masturbate TO an Elephant" and I had all sorts of helpful advice.

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