My little sister drew pictures of Mr Fig, who ate dog poop and boogers and farted a lot. Was a lot closer to the creator of nature than this.

It's possible I guess, it would be an immense technical talent. Goddamn shame the contents of her mind are basically halmark cards.

For me, it's my dad.

Mom.
And my VERY Catholic sister.

Work. The most recent started "Remember when they were giving Ollie such a hard time?" and ended with some shit about how old "Ollie" was trying to warn us about OBL in 1987 and Gore shut him down.

For those who care about factual accuracy: "Ollie" is what Oliver North's mom called him, and the "hard time" was a series of Iran-Contra hearings (Ollie got off). Gore, naturally, was not connected to the hearings at all. Also, in 1987 OBL was our ally, and in any case his name was not brought up during the hearings at all.

URGE TO KILL, RISING

Being a white dude, I'm completely all right with it. Also, given how easy it is to be a white dude, I'm unsurprised.