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Comment count is 27
alltogethernow - 2010-01-15

FUCK YES!


NineEleven - 2010-01-15

Whatever


Enjoy - 2010-01-15

why the terrorists hate us


Alexander Until - 2010-01-15

I don't think Mozzarella is supposed to crumble.


Wombles - 2011-03-30

No. No it isn't.


phalsebob - 2010-01-15

Could even a second rate brit band from the early 90s sink this low?


kingarthur - 2010-01-15

YES.


cool water sandwich - 2011-11-24

It was inevitable.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-01-15

"so uh, duane, we found a way to use all the cheese scraps that fall on the floor in packaging"


The Townleybomb - 2010-01-15

This actually was just as retarded back in the 90's as it is now.


Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2010-01-15

If it's real cheese.. ok.. if it's orange spray painted edible oil fakeness then no


robe - 2010-01-16

i believe they call it "real KRAFT cheese". therein lies the distinction. if pre-shredded cheese was the end of civilization, surely this is pissing on the ashes.

i guess cheese curds were deemed by marketing to be too ethnic for kraft's discerning cheese afficionados, hence the x-treem chunkification. considering that middle america rarely eats anything more sophisticated than white bread kraft singles sandwiches with the crusts cut off, im shocked that mozzarella cheese isnt looked at with the fear and distrust usually reserved for falafel.


Doctor Arcane - 2010-01-16

I once met a dude who worked for Kraft at a computer security conference. He knew his shit. He also described deserted places where day glow orange powder would fall from the sky like rain.


Syd Midnight - 2010-01-15

Somewhere out there is a studio full of commercial background music that's lame pop with the singer occasionally howling "99% fat free!", "Strawberrylicious!", or "Gas, pain, and bloating!" that's all begging to be mixed into a mash up album.


Riskbreaker - 2010-01-15

Minus one star for not having a bacon flavored cheese. Thankfully the baconnase guys got smart and solved that one.


Hooker - 2010-01-15

I am truly shocked this wasn't already on here.


StanleyPain - 2010-01-15

Easily one of the worst appropriations of a then-popular song.


Raggamuffin - 2010-01-15

CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI


Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-15

More like the platonic ideal of advertising.


Seris - 2010-01-16

this commercial isn't even from the 90's. i DEFINITELY remember seeing this commercial play all the fucking time back in '05/'06.

and you know how something can be so stupid that it makes you unreasonably angry? this commercial is one of those things.


theSnake - 2010-01-16

Fun trivia fact: Andrew Dice Clay was sampled for the "OHHH" part of this song, making this commercial a strong frontrunner for the last time he received a check.


theSnake - 2010-01-16

Upon second listening, there is no OHHH in this commercial, Diceman or otherwise. I bet he was mad when he saw this commercial and realized this.


Rafiki - 2010-01-16

Oh sweet, this comes in mozzarella for crumbelievable pastabilities.


nemeses9 - 2010-01-17

You made me laugh.


pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-17

Ow, my humanity


petep - 2010-02-27

can you imagine taking a bite of something and it tastes so much like kraft cheese that you look astonished


Wombles - 2011-03-30

I can't, and I really tried.


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