Andy Dick IS pretty frightening.

"hanny montanny"

I still only see him as Mr. Wick.

10 exclamation points seems pretty reserved.

I don't get twilight fans. There's plenty of stuff I enjoy, but never enough to actually write someone an angry email if they dislike it.

All my stars are for the dismissive way he flicks the letter off his desk.

"Bleah" indeed, Mr. Freguson. "Bleah" indeed.

"Say so unless you want me to stop washing your show."

Thank you Mr. Ferguson, for standing up for those of us who choose not to enjoy stuff that sucks.

I love how he puts twilight, jonas brothers, and hannah montana in the same category of "banal crap that only stupid babies could possibly enjoy".

That is an apt analogy - twilight is the jonas brothers of uninspired vampire novels.

i like how he ties being patriotic in there. he really needed a flag waving behind him and music blaring.