I tipped my one-of-a-kind, nowhere-else-in-the-world scales onto the floor, where they promptly shattered into a thousand pieces. Oh shit. Oh my god.

For a shining single moment, in spite of the title and description, it seemed like he was going to say 'fiddlesticks'.

Almost positive this is a dupe, but I do love this moment.

"That does happen every once in a while!" Uh... Nice save there, high-school-voice.

Growing old has a new feature:

watching old net video clips at a lower quality.

It's not like you can do anything about it, if you tell people it's a dupe and an old clip, you get called a fag.

I might have to leave the Internet and start using a ham radio.

I so love this clip, though yes it is old. It still gets 5.

hey parkie, dont hold valuable shit when youve got the shakes real bad

Whenever I see this clip I imagine this old man is nearly determined to make the kid choke and die on its teeth, tongue, and blood, but then is paralyzed by a near-instantaneous reflection on his own mortality and the futility of all action.

Five stars for Parkinson's.