Why does he constantly look like he's about to cry? Is he pretending that he's punching his old scoutmaster?

Related video: heaviest car balanced on the head. Not "a" car, "heaviest" car.

is it really a punch if it wouldn't dent a styrofoam cup?

That looks like a good workout. Do I need grave looking old Asian men to watch me while I do it, or can I, say, do it in front of a cat?

Those didn't look like either a straight or uppercut.

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I am not a bouncer.

Unbelievably horrific technique.

completely unnecessary high speed camera with grumpyoldman fu

"...martial arts punches..." (cut to shot of only Asians in audience)

God bless Australia's unabashed racism.

Kelly by name... Kelly by nature.