I can only give this four stars; I am omitting the fifth in observance of the wasted opportunity that happens every time all the Juggalos are in one place.
Is there an emoticon that properly conveys the sensation of vomiting so hard your body jacknifes and then you fall to your knees and you vomit up some thin, watery stuff that's more like drool than vomit but it still smells like vomit?
Yes, but even 10% attractive girls would get nothing but attention from these people and I find it hard to believe there's no girls with such bad self-esteem. Man. This place is so bad that even 10% attractive girls won't slum it for hopeless attention.
This isn't even a mosh pit. They're just lethargically bouncing towards each other, and there aren't that many people involved. They should at least look a little lively.