this can not be considered canon, Ryu almost kinda in a way came off as cool in this.

After methodically asking each of them if they know about the incident at the dojo.

Then he will pet a kitten.

ˇOlé!

I didn't hear this phrase for at least ten years. I watched both Fugitive Alien episodes last night and this morning, I see this. Well played, universe.

It takes a video game to create truly embarrassing crossovers.

Maybe I exaggerated... but it's in my top 10.

I have Wizkid: The Story of Wizball 2 (Amiga) down as number four. Toki is number ten and there's no way Shenmue II is better than that.

How can Shenmue be a brilliant game when it is neither brilliant or a game? It is a mystery that has baffled our best minds.

Wait, should that be nor instead of or?

I think you're bluffing. I don't think you've ever experienced the serene majesty of catching leaves, airing out books, wiping walls and spending your mornings manually hauling a bunch of heavy crates seven feet across the floor.

Don't even get me started on all the really old people you get to associate with.

Really old people associating peaked with the first one. In my first half hour with the game I got stuck behind the housekeeper in the kitchen. I had to reset :(

That was probably supposed to happen.

You would have both gone to bed after about eight hours anyway.

yeah, i tried blocking a kid's door while he tried to go home. I ended up standing there with him staring at me with his unchanging smile for 10 minutes until it was Ryo's teleportation bedtime.

I'll agree that Sega has made a ton of bad decisions over the years, but not producing the final instalment of a horribly expensive series that didn't sell a dozen copies isn't one of them.

In fact, to be succinct: Shenmue is to Sega as Heavens Gate is to United Artists.