Glenn or Glennda - 2009-12-12
Tura, no! Not your "World's Greatest Grandma" mug!
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splatterbabble - 2009-12-12
Wow... Rewatching FPKK will now be an exercise in not thinking of her at this age.
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Timothy A. Bear - 2009-12-12
If Tura lost 120 pounds she would easily take the GILF crown.
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splatterbabble - 2009-12-12 If she fought Betty White in a tub of Ben Gay then... Oh gawd, my pants...
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Merzbau - 2009-12-12 fatter pussycatt kill kill
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Cleaner82 - 2009-12-12
I was really hoping this was a new cereal.
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Glenn or Glennda - 2009-12-12
There's supposed to be a filmed bio of Tura coming out in 2010. She truly is an amazing woman. I read on wikipedia that Elvis Presley wanted to marry her, and she truned him down, and eventually she married a retired policeman. That alone is pretty fucking cool, no offense to Elvis.
I think it's great that over the past couple of decades, emerging technology (beginning with the VCR) has given relatively obscure cult artists like Tura Satana and Jose Mojica Marins the exposure and recognition they deserve.
She's still awesome and she's still beautiful. Would I want to fuck her? I dunno, but I'd sure love to take her out to dinner, get her to tell me some stories about Elvis and Russ Meyer. We could see where it goes.
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baleen - 2009-12-13
That anecdote is not nearly as cool as the one where she tracks down and kills the men who gangraped her when she was in highschool and living on an army base.
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Glenn or Glennda - 2009-12-13 I don't know if i agree. The thing I like about my anecdote is that it's kind of surprising.that an exotic dancer / exploitation actress should be so wise and substantial. It goes against the stereotype. Of course, your anecdote (and yes, I'd known about that) would make a much better Tura Satana movie.
Of course, that a child could be brutalized like that, take out her own justice, and then could grow to be so wise and substantial... that's pretty miraculous.
But wait... she KILLED them? I don't remember that part.
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memedumpster - 2009-12-12
Thank god this wasn't video game related.
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phalsebob - 2009-12-12
If you give Tura any less that 5 stars, she will punch your face off.
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StanleyPain - 2009-12-12
5 for Tura Satana.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-19
I have to to see this movie before this old lady finds me!
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