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Comment count is 52
Sundry - 2009-12-09

Five stars for the video, 10 stars for the sound. The guy's accent, the background music, the train's sound, the THUMP... It is PERFECT.


MrBuddy - 2009-12-11

Something about this seems weird. That wasn't a dash cam type video, that was a camcorder video. So train engineer wakes up one morning and says, "Hay honey, warz thu camcorder? Ah'll bet taday's gunna be mah lucky day!"


pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-02

yup


dr_mr_vandertramps - 2009-12-09

the exasperation and lack of gore make it.


poorwill - 2009-12-09

Makes me rethink not eating meat - goddamn that is a stupid animal.


Dinkin Flicka - 2009-12-09

Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?


Udderdude - 2009-12-09

You may be on to something there.


Koda Maja - 2009-12-09

Longcow?


Charles - 2009-12-09

I think that part of his point is that normally, when a human sees/hears the train coming, he or she will move. I am in favor of cannibalizing the person who acts exactly as this cow does. Because that person, too, is a dumb fucker.


RocketBlender - 2009-12-10

This comment has moved me closer to cannibalism than veganism.


kiint - 2009-12-10

suicidal persons are usually kind of stringy and tough


Pillager - 2009-12-10

"Humans get hit by trains too... You don't eat them, do you?"

If they're pretty or I'm drunk enough to deem them attractive, eating them is quite probable.


CornOnTheCabre - 2009-12-11

As someone who has almost been hit by a train, I'd gladly eat myself.


SolRo - 2009-12-09

Hello, will you be my frien-sdokghjsldfkjhgklc


fluffy - 2009-12-09

splat


urbanelf - 2009-12-09

Ohhh the horror! The engineer is a juggalo!


The Mothership - 2009-12-09

Ugh, you just know that poor engineer is imagining having to hose down his train.


Time Travel Mishap - 2009-12-09

FUCK YOU TRAIN IM A C...


kingofthenothing - 2009-12-09

"HI THERE MR. TRAIN! I THINK WE'VE MET BEF-"


Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-12-09

MOOOO-


simon666 - 2009-12-10

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but this is not a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. You win nothing for your efforts :(


The Mothership - 2009-12-10

I respectfully disagree, Simon. Time Travel Mishap opened the door to some funny shit.


simon666 - 2009-12-10

Ok, lets have it then... *awaits funny shit*


Enjoy - 2009-12-10

A cow walks into a train and says "why the long face?"


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-12-10

Why did the cow cross the road?

It actually crossed some railroad tracks and was killed by a train.


kiint - 2009-12-10

"...I THINK WE'VE MET BEEF-ORE..."


simon666 - 2009-12-10

I was waiting for the beefore pun. Thank you kiint. All is well in the world.


charmlessman - 2009-12-10

Maybe if I hold REEEEEAL still, it won't notic...


Longshot- - 2009-12-10

A train plows into a cow and says, "YOU DUMB FUCKER"


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-10

It wasn't the cow's fault, it had actually been a bowl of petunias just a few minutes before.

"What's this on my leg? I bet it is like a...well it looks like it could be a hoof. And what am I standing on? It's metal and I walk over it. Oh, I bet it's called tracks. Yes, I'm walking on tracks. And who is that over there? I bet it's...friend. Yes, friend. Yes, that's the word. Hello, fr-"


Ashenblade - 2009-12-09

You can hear in his voice that this is not the first time this has happened


Riskbreaker - 2009-12-09

How could something that dumb taste so good?


ArchCynic1107 - 2009-12-11

It tastes good BECAUSE it's dumb.


BHWW - 2009-12-09

Quick, someone turn "Awwwwwwwww you dumb fucker" into the next big internet catchphrase/meme/whatever.


Sundry - 2009-12-09

The internet would break if you tried to include that phrase in all places that require it.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-12-09

I thought it might flinch. God damn docile, cows are.


Chibisuke - 2009-12-09

It's okay. That train had a cow catcher on the front. I'm sure the cow was safely caught and later released.


kingofthenothing - 2009-12-09

That's... uh... that's um... that's... yeah. You know what? You're right.


ArchCynic1107 - 2009-12-11

And then it had babies in a flowery meadow...


FABIO - 2009-12-09

It saddens me that POE-tv is being reduced to snuff porn bloo bloo hoo.


Desidiosus - 2009-12-09

Anybody feel like going for some cheeseburgers?


Dicknuts - 2009-12-09

This is why that thing on the front of trains is known colloquially as a 'cow catcher'.


Baron_Von_Bad_Beaver - 2009-12-10

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_catcher


Aelric - 2009-12-10

The Train Vs. Camel and Train Vs. Moose add an international and rugged flavor to this series.


splatterbabble - 2009-12-10

I look forward to Train vs. Narwhal.


bac - 2009-12-10

I hope the cow didn't have ear-mites.


Chalkdust - 2009-12-10

that cow was full of dynamite several miles away!


Syd Midnight - 2009-12-13

Dude, you okay?


LeMoyne IV - 2010-01-05

nice


sparklefatty - 2009-12-13

I heard cows described once as, "notoriously stupid."


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-12-13

I hate cows.


ogmisce - 2010-06-18

what is HAPPENING to cows


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