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boner - 2009-11-16

Don't forget to spend a few hours shading the upper lip.

I wish I could watch more of these, but the plasma TV is giving me a headache


dementomstie - 2009-11-16

I don't understand this series. He's clearly tracing, not drawing. Why not just do it free hand? However, I have needed to draw an enforcer elf for my Christmas card this year, so it's helpful too!


Cleaner82 - 2009-11-16

Now I have to wonder if this isn't all some sort of gag. Muscle elf? Have I ever wanted to draw a muscle elf? No Bill Connolly, artist extraordinaire, I have not. Certainly not with thick long lashes and a penis growing out of the top of his head.

I don't know what would depress me more, the possibility that this is all a hoax or the idea that he's making money with these skills.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-11-16

^^*****^^^


poorwill - 2009-11-16

Muscle elves are big news. They even have a fighting game with some awesome muscle elf boxart:

http://www.exotica.org.uk/mediawiki/files/thumb/7/77/Elfmania. jpg/469px-Elfmania.jpg

It's "The Ultimate Fantasy Beat 'Em Up Of The Nineties"

http://www.amiga-screens.fr/GamesScreens/JeuxE/Elf_Mania/Elf_M ania_PBig.jpg


Sudan no1 - 2009-11-16

you have to start with the dick hair, if you don't get that right just throw your muscle elf picture away and start again.


fatatty - 2009-11-16

I usually start with the ear. But if there's a dick in his hair that certainly comes before ear.


a flaming monkey - 2009-11-16

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DerangedGoblin - 2009-11-17

Allow me to explain. You'll see these videos are for eHow. eHow is owned by DemandStudios, which is a company you can apply to freelance for. When you're accepted, for either 7.50 or 15.00 each depending on length, you can write articles. I assume the videos work the same with different prices, but that's how the articles work.

You choose your articles from a list of computer generated titles. The problem is that they're based on keywords and SEO. It leads to amazing sorting errors as well like the article "How to Clean Moss Off My Shingles" being in health.

Anyway, what you're SUPPOSED to do, is weed through the ridiculous ones like muscle elves and get to things like "how to draw eyes," I assume.

Bill Connoly... he thrives on the ridiculous ones.


boner - 2009-11-17

That is incredibly enlightening and hilarious.


yogarfield - 2015-05-18

baha


Gwago - 2009-11-17

Yeah, I really wished I could draw a muscle elf last weekend!!

No wait, I didn't, you fucking hack.


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