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I tried to hate it.
The narrator doesn't really have the voice down, but that was way better than most.
My favorite is still the "How'd it get burned" scene set to classical music, which for some horrible reason I can't find at the moment to link to.
Nicholas Cage riding a stolen bike to "Walkin' On Sunshine" = a millions stars.
When I take over the world, there will be a day set aside on the calendar to watch Wicker Man videos.
Nicholas Cage being set on fire to Walking On Sunshine = 200 trillion stars
I've seen so many of this movie's scenes out-of-context, that I'm terrified of watching the actual thing for fear of ruining them.
They make about as much sense in context
Most of the really ridiculous stuff (like the bees) is from the OMG UNCUT MOST SHOCKING UNRATED EDITION or whatever and wasn't in theaters.
The scenes used don't really hold together as the premise for a false trailer (e.g. 'Shining', 'Scary Poppins'), but fuck if I'm going to give 'the Wicker Man' anything less than all my stars.
This one's pretty ambitious -- punching an old lady normally doesn't fit into light-hearted romps -- but what would be the point if they didn't use the really good scenes? Five stars easily.
Yeah, what Bort said.
Although I find the comedic possibilities of punching old ladies limitless.
If it was a kind of mid 90s Adam Sandler type of affair, punching an old lady would fit in.
Still makes more sense than the marketing for 8 mm.
The Space Mutiny of the 2000's