HELLO WHO IS IT?

"Mackismo" is the biblical pronunciation.

Don't clam up like some holy prude.

Be a man.

God damn it, nancy, what the fuck is your problem? That guy was totally out of barb's league. When shes 53 years old, petting a herd of cats, she's going to remember this moment.

I knew a few girls like this in highschool, except guys didn't call them.

"Gag me"

I'm sorry. My invisible sky wizard says that anything pleasurable is bad. Wanna go flagellate each other instead?

Jesus does not want you to let him rub his deltoid all over your phone cord. He wants you to save your phone cord for marriage.

Oh, c'mon. That guy was obviously a closeted homosexual looking for a completely chaste, sex-free relationship so the rest of the football team wouldn't beat his ass in the locker room.

Way to go, sister.

The video has a point that acting like an insane bitch is the best way for women to push people away.

Don't take that dare, bro! Trust me!

Heybaby.

Wheres the EIT logo?

Didn't Jesus say something about cutting off parts of your body if they make you lust after women?

Funny how Jesus Girl didn't suggest he chop off his ear and tongue for lustfully using a phone.

COCKBLOCKER!