1: There's a replacement link now.
2: Why wouldn't I five-star my own videos? I wouldn't submit them if I didn't think they were five-star videos. I wasn't aware that there was some kind of gay POETV protocol regarding proper/improper video-starring etiquette. Please, enlighten me.
I think the premise is that we know you like the video because you submitted it. The first rating on a video has a retardedly large impact on subsequent ratings, around here.
This and many other factors prove that the stars are completely irrelevant. I give this video Orion's belt.
He can team up with that Real Life Samurai guy and fight the hell out of some crime. Flashforward thirty years.
You see a grizzled old man in a bathrobe sitting in a leather chair with a whiskey glass barely in his hand. A samurai kneels before him.
"It's Clay Peterson, the one they call 'The Pidgeon'... he has thirty hostages... please. I beg of you..."
"I don't do that anymore..." He swollows his drink and pours another. His head slowly turns to a glass case of which he can barely make the outlines of his bow. His real enemy. The screaming begins to cloud his mind as his glass drops to the floor.